Funny Sms

Girl Friend?
What is a Girl Friend?
Answer :
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends….

So be careful




If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!



If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.



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